Like many hard-working Americans, I dislike it when my tax dollars are wasted. And what is one of the most aggravating wastes? Handouts to those who won’t work for it. I’ll stroll right past the pitchfork-wielding angry mob as I call out one very specific Welfare Queen. Remember, calling me a racist doesn’t refute my point…
Some would say that it’s important to examine the greater context of history to see how Welfare Queen wound up in this situation. Personally, I disagree since I believe in personal agency, but I’ll humor the apologists anyways. Welfare Queen loves to cite generational trauma since her ancestors were rounded up and forced to power their master’s economic engine. While this was undeniably cruel, Welfare Queen hasn’t stopped living in the past, and loves using her minority status to justify her present-day downright petulant behavior. Welfare Queen loves to use the phrase Never Again to justify acts of violence against all of those who don’t look like her.
The worst part? There’s an overly-sympathetic portion of America that loves to coddle Welfare Queen. Worse yet, the response hasn’t been just coddling, it’s been downright pandering. Well, I’ve got news for you; no matter how much sucking up you do; Welfare Queen (and those of her ilk) will never truly accept you as one of their own. There is a better way to garner a sense of community than to enable a one-sided relationship.
Seriously, this Welfare Queen is so belligerently violent. The Welfare Queen can’t help but to angrily lash out at all of her surroundings, and it’s nearly constant. It’s like the Welfare Queen has absolutely zero concept that she is not the only one in her neighborhood, and that others might want some goddamn peace once in a while. Seriously, this bitch is either totally ignorant or doesn’t care that she’s a blight on the world.
Worse yet, Welfare Queen loves to cajole her benefactor into fighting her battles on her behalf. She’s been doing this for decades. Has her behavior gotten better with time? Fuck no; Welfare Queen just tried to instigate another destructive brawl in her name. I half-expect this bitch to start screaming WorldStar…
And don’t get me started on the entitlement. Welfare Queen feels entitled (yes, entitled) to the deep pockets and nice things of her benefactor. No, bitch; to quote Obama “you didn’t build that!” The taxpayers did, along with the might of American exceptionalism. With that said, Welfare Queen isn’t solely to blame; American leadership ought to be shamed as well. Washington should’ve cut off Welfare Queen literally decades ago. But since that never happened, Welfare Queen simply grew accustomed to the handouts.
Not only that, but Welfare Queen of course started having babies. Now, I don’t condone eugenics, but letting your spawn run amok in other people’s neighborhoods is not okay. Like, for fucks sake Welfare Queen, raise yo’ damn kids!
Worse off, Welfare Queen loves to indulge in downright criminal behavior as she sucks on the tit of the American taxpayer. An example you ask? Fine. Recently she was outside of her normal hood (who let Welfare Queen leave her ghetto anyways?) and got caught trying to rope some kids into her tangled-ass weave. But what happened after that, you ask? Was Welfare Queen held accountable for her poor actions? Fuck no: apparently someone decided that enforcing the law against Welfare Queen was somehow racist. Instead, what happened was that Welfare Queen was immediately released upon paying a laughably-low bail. Seriously; enough with this woke shit already…
Cutting off Welfare Queen’s Belligerence Stipend isn’t racist or bigoted; it’s necessary. The Welfare Queen will never stop acting out unless she starts having to provide for her damn self. Funny how the Welfare Queen will put in enough work to slot herself in with her benefactor’s preferences yet won’t try to become independent. Seriously puta; it’s time to stop mooching and start paying into the system.
And like many of her ilk, Welfare Queen is actually capable of providing for all of her needs on her own. Welfare Queen is decently smart. She has also shown to be pretty damn industrious at times as well. My grander point is that Welfare Queen knows that she can be better, but is consciously choosing not to be better.
Frankly, why would the Welfare Queen make any other choice? Few would choose to put in the work if they’re receiving handouts. That’s just it though; choice. We need to eliminate Welfare Queen’s choice and cut the bitch off entirely. Let her call you a bigot. Let her cry that she’ll suffer without the handouts. After the pouting, Welfare Queen will start pulling herself up by her bootstraps.
Welfare Queen’s name? Benjamin Netanyahu’s administration…
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