6-7! It’s the trend that has swept across our nation through TikTok. If nothing else, it served as a great way for newscasters to fill air time dedicated to professing their ignorance of the trends meaning. Many have come to the conclusion that it simply has no meaning at all. Of course, it’s easy to see why such an answer would be attractive. That nihilistic response is a great way to shut your brain off. However, it’s dead wrong. What if I told you that 6-7 is actually an Israeli dogwhistle used to groom our children into supporting the genocidal Jewish War Machine? Take this unlabeled red pill from my linty pocket as I truly open your eyes, Neo.
Yelling 6-7 into the air is actually an homage to an earlier Israeli land-grab. Specifically, the Six Day War of 1967. During this conflict with many of their neighbors-including the Gaza Strip– Israel swiftly annexed a lot of land. Much like the modern conflict, the casualty figures were quite one-sided. And let me give you a hint; it sure as hell wasn’t the Zionists crying war crime!
Enough time has passed where the Zoomers and Gen Alpha kids who constantly parrot this seemingly mindless internet trend do so without knowing the full context of history. After all, who could blame them? Few of my fellow Millennials have even heard of this conflict. Ditto for Gen-X’ers. That’s not a potshot either; I would’ve been ignorant about this decades-distant-dispute were it not for my Boomer father recounting stories of it to me in my youth. Suffice it to say that he did not spare the details of how one-sided Israel’s victory was.
It’s an understatement to say that the lopsided victory in the Six Days War has been-and still is-a great point of pride within Israel. Hence, using the 1967 conflict as a viral vector was a wise choice to spread their patriotism. Its brilliance lies in the fact that it’s blatant yet so subtle.
As for the hand gestures that go along with the vocal cries of 6-7? Simple; those signify carpet bombs falling from the skies onto Israel’s enemies below. Dark? Yes. Accurate? Yes. Think about it, what else could it possibly mean given this framework? It’s hardly a secret that Israel loves to bomb their poor Brown neighbors from the heavens above. Everyone from John Oliver to Tucker Carlson has pointed it out. Losing an audience left of John Oliver and right of Tucker Carlson leaves behind an utterly massive political tent.
A recent South Park episode featuring The Goat Himself showed the German genius being stumped by the trend’s meaning. This is actually quite understandable because it isn’t his business to know. After all, Palantir’s job is to scrape-n-sell. After the data is sent to the customer, what they do with it frankly doesn’t involve the vaunted Valley-veteran anymore.
But why would Israel do this? While they may have handedly won their war against Hamas, they certainly lost the War of Public Opinion. Young Liberals have admonished Israel, and so haven’t younger Conservatives such as Nick Fuentes and this absolute White Supremacist. Suffice it to say that Israel has a branding problem with Americans old enough to cast a ballot. Thus, they must groom…
Historically, this trend started to pick up steam right around the time when another TikTok psy-op Queers for Palestine became popular. Given how the latter trend swiftly garnered support among the safe-space LGBTQINDSFNDSBN+ movement, it isn’t a stretch to say that these psy-ops work. After all, If psy-ops didn’t work, then why would we do them? Queers for Palestine served as a bunch of useful idiots to draw Sauron’s gaze off of the origins of 6-7.
“Dan, there is no way that Israel can covertly penetrate a culture so deeply and still remain undetected!” Aaaaaaaaaand that is where you’re dead wrong my friend. Since their inception, Mossad has a well-documented history of sleight-of-hand missions; everything from the capture of Adolf Eichman to Operation Grim Beeper. Face it, those shifty Mossad agents are well-suited for sneaking a psy-op right underneath our noses. And for the most part? They have, except for me.
If I happen to fall out of a seventh-story window while duct-taped to a lawn chair, don’t let the authorities call it natural causes…
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