An Ode to – Home Page

The Most Useless Skill I Ever Became Good At

“Fun” and “Useful” are not the same thing…

September 4, 2025

Fermi Problem: The Price of Kaiba’s Elevator to Space

Turns out, Kaiba’s elevator isn’t so ridiculous…

August 12, 2025

Scraps From the Cutting Room Floor Pt.XII: Explosions, Acronyms, and Simps

I refuse to cut with Boston Market gravy…

May 7, 2025

An Ode to Career Leverage

Zero fucks were given in the writing of this article…

March 17, 2025

Do Your Thing, Chicken Wing

Wings fly, DinoNuggies get their heads torn off…

January 1, 2025

Scraps From The Cutting Room Floor Pt. XI: Of Andrew Tate and SpongeBob

To quote Staind; It’s Been Awhile. I’ve had some nagging thoughts in my head lately, and while most of these are almost the length of a full article, I just felt that it would be better to shotgun them out in a Scraps article rather than pad out their length artificially. To paraphrase Brad Pitt,…

December 22, 2024