Category: Career

Retiring My Most Common Story

My origin story…

July 30, 2023
Mr. Krabs as a Venture Capitalist

I cannot be the only one who’s thought of this…

July 29, 2023
I YOLO’d Myself into Unemployment

An update, of sorts…

July 25, 2023
In Critique of My Writing Career Pt.IV: My Number One Goal

I’m calling my shot!

July 23, 2023
I’m Seeking Venture Capital Pt.II: Nuclear Cruise Ships

Invest now or miss the boat! (haha..get it?)

July 19, 2023
I’m Back, Though Technically I Failed

An explanation of sorts…

July 18, 2023
In Critique of My Writing Career Pt.III: Announcement

A pre-emptive explanation…

June 5, 2023
In Critique of My Writing Career Pt.II: Why I’m Not a Real Writer

I finally found what makes a real writer…

May 13, 2023
I’m Seeking Venture Capital

Capital is plentiful, ideas are not…

May 6, 2023
An Ode to Lobbyists

Lobbyists are underpaid and underappreciated. I expect razor-sharp pitchforks…

May 1, 2023