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What Even Is Cheating Anyways?

“Uh oh, Dan’s getting philosophical again…”
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Christmas Caroling is Basically Just Attempted Extortion

I can’t be the only one who has thought of this…
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Scraps From the Cutting Room Floor Pt.V: Of Walking and Naps

Seriously, not every idea of mine is a homerun…
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Marge Simpson Appropriates Black Culture

She gets to use the term “homie”, but I can’t?
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How to Fix the News

Let’s drop the false pretenses already…
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No Ring? No Mic!

One for the watercooler!
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I’m Seeking Venture Capital Pt.II: Nuclear Cruise Ships

Invest now or miss the boat! (haha..get it?)
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Billionaire Fight Night

Why stop at just Elon vs Da Zuck??
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First World Problems: IPA’s Have Taken Over

IPA lovers may now sharpen their pitchforks…
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Scraps from the Cutting Room Floor Pt.III: An Ode to an OG and Other Random Thoughts

Well…not every idea is a winner
