Truthfully, being addicted to dopamine is a curse. Like heroin or potato chips, more is always needed to fill one’s ever-increasing hunger. Entire industries have built vast fortunes on this concept. Should we have a collective moment as a society where we all pause, self-reflect, and wean ourselves off of the constant need for validation? Yes. Is that actually going to happen? Fuck No. With that in mind, I have an idea for our most hopelessly addicted population, OnlyFans (OF) models, to have the greatest fucking high of their prissy-privileged lives. I call upon the Karens to sharpen their pitchforks…
The Pitch
Posh cities in the Middle East such as Doha, Dubai and Riyadh would advertise an exclusive OF shoot; a slave talent auction. The idea would attract an absolute locust swarm of views. They’ll reach out to attractive OF creators, big and small, with performance contracts. These contracts will have some terms buried in a DocuSign. Among them will be that the OF creators at the end of the event will agree to have the auction winners become their new career and content managers, and they agree to not leave the country for a select period of time. In exchange the OF creators will no longer need to worry about logistics or finances. All they would need to do is perform however their new buyers managers see fit. Not a bad deal, amirite?
Why would the OF creators and their current managers agree to this? Well first off, being able to flex I got invited to Saudi/Dubai/Qatar is much too great a temptation for the social media addicts to ignore. But if more convincing is needed, then the auction can have part of the proceeds of each sale go to insert-charity-here. Note how I said part of the proceeds; the current managers of these OF creators will want to be compensated for the sale. Furthermore, another part of the proceeds will need to land into political PAC treasuries. This will become money well spent later on.
Upon receipt of the signed agreement, the OF creators will be sent a ritzy-looking package with the boarding pass, and the accessories they’ll wear during the upcoming shoot in order to tease their fans. Talk about flexing on the gram! The tickets will of course be first-class; after all, gotta spend that oil money to indebt the creators look fresh on the snap, amirite? The OF creators can then be chauffeured to a luxury hotel for their last night of freedom night of celebration in a five-star accommodation.
The following night, the OF creators will be collected and sent to the luxury venue where the auction will take place. The setting will be a well-orchestrated scene. Each OF model will stand on a stage; naked, barefoot, collared, gagged, shackled, and numbered as audience members in attendance bid on her. All of this can both be captured as still photographs and livestreamed for maximum engagement. Each starlet’s photoshoot and stream ends as she’s whisked off of the auction block and into her new life. Hold the Liam Neeson, please…
“But Dan!” some fucking Poindexter simp exhales nasally “What will she post afterwards?” An excellent question! Following the auction, her new offshore-based content manager would have a plethora of ideas for the platform. One common idea is to photograph/livestream the OF creator performing live at one of their wild and exclusive parties. Hell, keeping with the theme of the auction, the OF creator can be naked and defenselessly strapped to a table or locked in stockades as a line of the content manager’s male friends, relatives, and business associates’ forms behind her. Hell, form a line in front of her for those who simply want to mouth-fuck the captive creator. An OF creator taking multiple cocks at once for hours on end with no escape? That stream would put up absolute fucking numbers!! Bonus points if she acts like she isn’t enjoying it. Because, you know, acting and shit.
“Dan” Karen shrieks from her privileged heated-seat SUV “This is utterly unprecedented!” Well Karen, not really. Prior female influencers who have traveled to the region in the past have reported being *cough* guests *cough* at similar events. All I’m doing is suggesting that their new content managers-who lie outside the bounds of US law-use these same events to create content. Think of it this way, it’s a modern way for their economy to pivot away from petrochemicals, which is what all of LiberalKind wants, riiiiiiight? I see you shifting nervously in the seat of your gas-guzzling SUV, Karen…
But hey, why stop there? The slave-holders content managers can make some content with their contractually-obligated OF creators at international events. The creators could be photographed as set pieces-still naked, silent, and shackled of course-at international events such as UN assemblies and OPEC meetings. Think of it as one major collab if each emir content manager from a petro-state brings their two-legged petsOF creators to these meetings as well. After all, these OF creators love collabs, right?
“But Dan” Poindexter chimes in “The envelope would still need to be pushed. What do you say to that?” A fair point. But one that can be met. These OF creators can also be pushed aspire to break the influencer record set by their competitor. But the people crave authenticity, thus it will be continuously livestreamed. Thus, no ad breaks, wellness checks, or any such nonsense of the sort during the event. There will also be no cap on the male volunteer’s time. This would certainly one-up the prior record-holder, who only allowed the men to be inside of her for 5 minutes at a time. Talk about a stingy bitch, amirite? Of course she’ll have access to a safe word; it’ll be the phrase I love pork spoken in Arabic.
Why would this work? Because OF models themselves admit that they have to constantly push the needle of their content in order to keep their simps subscribers engaged. So, I ask; what can possibly be more engaging than an attractive White woman being sold at auction? The whole thought of it is nothing short of utterly titillating. Were I not such a connoisseur of generative AI, I might be tempted to dust off the credit card myself and start catching some of these streams!
“Dan” Poindexter will retort through his deviated septum “All you’ve done is give us livestreams of events that already happen. Give us some dang novelty!” Alright Poindexter, I’ll accommodate you with something totally unprecedented! A few days after the previously mentioned events-but not too long, gotta keep engagement high-she can top herself yet again. This time, her master new content manager can lead her by the shackles down to one of the many construction sites in these alluring cities. Think about it, the totally-not-Kafala’d construction employeestoiling in the hot sun all day would certainly line up to enjoy a captive audience-captured OF creator’s slop pussy after a hard day’s work. Hell, the content managers might want to bring several OF creators to collaborate at the end of the construction crew’s shift. After all, there’s plenty of construction workers in those cities (who all totally still have access to their passports). Just like the business associates train-gang, this would be shot in a single unbroken livestream. After all, if these totally willing OF creators won’t obey do it, another one certainly will.
But all good things must come to an end, and no high lasts forever. Simps Subscribers will eventually move onto the newer, tighter, less defiled OF creator willing to come to the Middle East on a one-way ticket. Thus, it’ll be important for the owner’s content managersto keep their harem creator roster fresh by offloading lower-performing older talent to smaller markets. Don’t roll your eyes at me; this happens in professional sports all the time, so precedent is there. The first wave of sex slaves OF creator’s purchased to have emigrated can be sold to sent on an assignment to off-the-beaten path locales such as sub-Saharan Africa, China, Russia, Belarus, Pakistan, Serbia and other such countries. Their new handlers’ points-of-contacts in each new city can certainly continue to upload the content creator’s travel photos and *cough cough* -totally-voluntary live performances to their OF pages. Hey, once a content creator is on the decline, numbers are numbers regardless of the route taken to get them. Is being railed on an old nightclub boat in Belgrade by a battalion of Yugoslav War veterans the same as being railed by an emir’s 100 closest friends atop the Burj Khalifa? No. Would her audience-captured brain object? No.
The Haters
Suffice it to say, some pathetic fucking losers might actually object to this idea. First, the feminists would stomp their privileged heels into the ground and call this idea exploitative and misogynistic. However, I’d scoff at that notion; it was the feminists themselves who sold OF to these capitalistic females by labeling it as empowering. The feminists also don’t have a single unshaven leg to stand on because their argument overlooks the fact that these OF creators consented to this. After all, nobody coerced these limbically-hijacked OF creators to scroll through and sign the one-sided DocuSign without actually reading it. By opposing this, feminists are inherently saying that these women cannot decide their futures for themselves, and that is truly sexist.
Zooming out from the unattractive short-haired Karens, we get their host organism; Liberals. Liberals want to oppose this content idea so fucking badly. They want to, but simply can’t. Why? Simple, years of their batshit insane rhetoric has painted these shitlibs into a corner. They cannot speak out against the treatment of the passport-confiscated OF models because that would be punching down on a majority-minority religion. If it’s one thing liberals can’t stand, it’s bad optics. And that would definitely not be a good look.
Conservatives are also unlikely to take any meaningful action against this practice either. Why is that? Again, it’s simple; doing so would be anti-free market. “Dan” Karen shrieks “They don’t care about that anymore, since OrangeMan loves tariffs!” Admittedly, that’s my weakest reason, and Karen is right. Market forces aside, some conservatives will stand at a podium and demand military action against the nations who sex traffic invite these OF creators to auction. However, the current division of the American right-wing would make this a non-starter. When Lindsey Graham and Ted Cruz point out that military action is warranted (in their eyes only) good ole’ Nick Fuentes and Tucker Carlson will be quick to point out the true reason for their warmongering ways. There’s a dirty n-word on the American Right as of now; neocon. Watch war hawks suddenly become war doves with a single post to the Groypers…
As for the uber-religious Nick Fuentes/Tucker Carlson faction of the Conservative front, they wouldn’t be able to oppose this transaction too much. That’s because this would inherently reduce the amount of high-profile sex work that is happening within our borders. To them, and elected Republicans in DC, they cannot be caught dead defending sex workers, lest the talking heads lose their audience and the party loses their evangelical voter base.
Call me a Somalian, but the biggest threat to this operation would be independent journalism. Somebody will eventually notice-and call attention to- the fact that these thots are leaving the country and never coming back, quietly disappearing into the abyss that is the international sex trade liberating sex work. With that said, it wouldn’t be an entirely negative thing if this got exposed. High-profile attention to this practice might induce a chilling effect to young women signing up for OF. Who knows, they might stop slinging nudes altogether and get back to wanting to be nurses and teachers again; crisis avoided.
But hey; anything for clicks, amirite?
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