Much like everything else in our modern discourse, the Israel issue is something that is politically divided. A vocal portion of those on the right-wing favor Israel, though thankfully Nick Fuentes, Dave Smith, and Tucker Carlson are resisting this. Support for Palestine and opposition to Israel’s current practices is a definite left-coded stance. It’s easy to see a future where Democrats regain control of Congress. If this pans out, then they might want to have a gameplan for the Jewish State ready to go for Day One of 2027, lest they be seen as ineffectual or a bunch of DINO’s.
This may seem counterintuitive, but the first thing to do is to actually not immediately cancel the $4 billion that Drunk Uncle Sam blindly hands over to the Jewish State. Why? Simple; if Israel resists any part of this upcoming policy, then they immediately forfeit all American funding and munitions. Think of it not as dollars spent, but as a lever to get them to do what Liberals want them to do. And if it’s one thing Israel hates, it’s leaving American dollars on the table. No shekel left behind!
Now, the liberals will need to string together some long-term planning. While the shrieking blue-haired feminist angrily throwing epithets at a Turning Point USA speaker isn’t capable of this, surely somebody in the Democrat establishment is. After all, this is the party that engineered The Great Replacement, so I know that some liberals are definitely capable of playing the long game. This is crucial, because the winning move right off of the bat will involve a crucial policy reversal in the short-term.
Liberals will have to change their tune and agree to a one-state solution for Israel. Yes, you read that correctly and I’m serious. The major caveat here is that Israel must do so while granting citizenship and full voting rights to Palestinians living within their ever-expanding borders. This is a vital piece of the foundation. No agreement means no shiny coins for BiBi!
Next, the liberals will use the power of the purse to prod Israel into agreeing to their demands. After all, that’s how this dynamic is supposed to work (y’know, if interventionism is your weird fetish, or something…). Under threat of losing their American munitions and funding, the liberals will then implement mandatory DEI quotas into several different layers of the Israeli government and in key parts of their infrastructure. Airports, power plants, drawbridges, hospitals and more will be subjected to these DEI quotas.
And these will not just be any sort of quotas, mind you; Oh no, the liberals can’t let them off that easily. These DEI quotas will have to specifically mention hiring Palestinians into these roles. Thus, if there are two similarly qualified candidates, the Palestinian candidate will have to be given preference over the Israeli. To quote the Guy-Who-Won’t-Be-President: period full stop brother! This will ensure that liberals can cram key pivot points in the Land of the Tiny Hats full of anti-Zionists. We’ll see planes fall out of the sky at rates not seen since the days of Roberto Clemente…
But the fun doesn’t stop there, the liberals can insist that Israel maintains its generous social safety net for all of its citizens: including their newly-minted Palestinian ones. The drain on their social system will be intense and prolonged, given the balance of the Palestinian population that is malnourished and barely literate in their own language, let alone in Hebrew.
But why stop the fun at simply giving out taxpayer funded goodies to locals? Israel lives in an ocean surrounded by poorer countries. Thus, liberals can also mandate that Israel opens its borders and let practically anybody who wants to come into their country flood in. Of course, the generous social benefits will have to be made available to the newcomers who just showed up on their doorsteps. To deny them would be akin to being racist, which is a major social faux pas to liberals.
A more direct approach of this master conspiracy policy white-paper is to abolish mandatory military service in Israel. In fact, use social media algorithms to push the idea that only extremists join the military. Double-down by insisting that anyone who even works out and stays in fighting shape must be fat-phobic. This is because nothing creates a weakened society like weakened bodies.
While these changes will occur within an election cycle, there needs to be systemic and long-term action if liberals truly want to dismantle the Jewish State. This would naturally include the re-writing of the Israeli school curriculum. crucial events about their history, such as their founding and their triumphant victories in 1967 and 2026 will need to be re-framed. Talks of national pride will need to be smeared as racist as future generations will only learn the parlance of genocides and land-grabs.
With all of that said, only a fool would expect zero pushback. Native Israeli citizens who feel pride in their country-even if they have misgivings about Netanyahu-will voice opposition. Thus, the George Soros-funded Liberal PR Machine must enter the chat. These citizens must be labeled as racists no matter what. That’s right, preserving your culture is racist, no matter who does it. There’s simply no room in the modern world for an ethnostate…
The end result is a state of Israel that is much more culturally divided than the present-day version. Israeli’s will be made to feel shame over the crimes of their ancestors. Rather than keeping their way of life, they will be made to be tolerant and accept that their government celebrates an antagonistic culture’s holidays and broadcasts messages in a mother tongue that isn’t their own. Don’t like it? Well then, you must be a fucking Neo-Nazi…
This has absolutely zero parallels with any current Democrat policy whatsoever…
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