About Me


I’m a thought-provoking yet problematic nonfiction writer with a brain that works differently than yours. I specialize in articles that critique society and practical ideas that we can start implementing. My word choice is unapologetically aggressive. Sharpen your pitchfork if you want, but my writing is always littered with rock-solid citations that back up my claims.

I dislike pundits, though I love geniuses, high-performers, and capitalism. I also wield a vast fleet of canaries, even if it actively makes me a worse human being. Have I ever mentioned that I have a superpower? I don’t believe in excuses, letting opportunities pass by, half-assing it, living in the past, being physically weak, or in Drunk Uncle Sam. I’m a published author and there is plenty more where that came from. I’m not for everybody, and that’s okay (in fact, my main career goal is to write a non-fiction book that gets banned!).

Ask your doctor if consuming the truth is right for you…

How I Got This Way

So, if you’re looking for The Origin Story, then here’s a handful of articles that’ll give you some context as to how I developed my wonky worldview. These are listed in order starting with the most important. Proceed with caution; only the strong survive.